lj has these little questions at the beginning of the front page daily to give people ideas for posts. much of the time i don't even read them. today i scanned this one as i was about to go to my friends page and lolled. are they always like this? wtf.
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someone put up a site with the video at http://thankyoustephencolbert.org. that's really the best way to see it, but if you can't access video, there's also a transcript.
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people gave 206 valentine cards to a guinea pig. i suspect that's more than i've received in my lifetime. on the other hand, i have never worn this sort of outfit either. if you live in seattle, you can search the stranger's valentines to see if anyone wrote about you. i've assembled a collection of offensive and creepy valentine's cards for those of you who want to get laid. remember, nothing warms up a potential lover like these happy tree friends valentine's smoochies. in case even those are too cheerful, there's the anti vd cards, or you could join this oregon man's valentine's day suicide pact. |
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this is another one of those things that's just too essential to confine to a video clip of a jelly donut rapper in a freestyle competition. (he still isn't able to triumph over another hungry mc in the end... but he makes it through 6 rounds, and it's pretty hilarious. |
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as evidence, i present these audio files courtesy of the wonderful 'crap from the past'.
metaphorge, i discovered this guy who's made it his mission to visit every starbucks in the world. apparently someone is trying to turn his story into a sundance documentary (the filmmaker said he's fascinated by why someone would spend 10 years doing something so seemingly pointless.)my favorite quote:
"Every time I reach a Starbucks I feel like I've accomplished something," Winter said, "when actually I have accomplished nothing."
it might turn out to be a tube of diaper rash ointment.
this man does not have children.
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exhausted
'[16:18] hitman8098: so i see you mention activism on your profile, your not one of these fucking liberals are you?
[16:31] x: what do you define as a 'fucking liberal'?
[16:32] hitman8098: you dont protest at toxic waste sites and stuff?'
this freak definitely has my favorite profile so far.
courtesy of http://engadget.com/entry/1234000257039
(they are having a caption contest)
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nonstatic- Mood:
amused
via veovix
'Its a song actually 'played' by Starbucks Executives to their employees last week at a company leadersip conference in Seattle.
"It's like a vicious Simpsons parody brought horrifyingly to life."
